Sherlock Tracy

Homicide Detective

Sherlock Tracy is an infamous homicide detective.  In recent years, he’s had a reality television crew following him around at the station for his reality show, Big City Cops. The producers love it when Sherlock talks in clichés and performs rhymes, which he does constantly! It makes for good television!


Dolly Dee Seiner

Doll Designer

Dolly Dee is the prim and proper doll designer and dedicated friend to everyone.  If you need a shoulder to cry on, choose Dolly’s. She’s known for giving excellent advice and is the most comforting person around! She’s a talented designer, but the theme of her recent doll line is raising eyebrows.


Bameril Lacrosse

Celebrity Chef

Bameril Lacrosse is the quirky and skittish celebrity chef, restaurateur, and television personality. He’s best known for his five-star restaurants in hot spots around the globe, and for the hit cooking show, The Essence of Bameril.


Jackey T. Pressen

Owner – Madison Dry Cleaners

Jackey Pressen owns the only dry cleaning shop in town, Madison Dry Cleaners – lovingly named after Jackey’s first-grade teacher, Martha Madison. Jackey is fun-loving, sentimental, and loves to dance – but lacks a shred of talent when it comes to cuttin’ a rug!


Pepper Keegrip

Television Producer

Pepper Keegrip is the neurotic television producer who sings her words instead of speaking them.  She produces both Bameril Lacrosse and Sherlock Tracy’s reality television shows and is a stressed-out workaholic.


Blondie Fawn


Blondie Fawn cringes at the phrase has been, as her time’s up on the Hollywood scene. In her last movie, she played the role of a grandmother, which killed her ego, as she’s only forty!  This former star’s a tad delusional, so be careful what you say to her – drama is her middle name.


Bryan Seafoam

Radio Disc Jockey / TV Host

Bryan Seafoam is the outgoing radio disc jockey and host of the reality television show Big City Cops. Bryan’s charisma fills the room, but he’s got a bad habit of projecting his voice too loud!


Mike Robes

Bioterrorism Researcher

Mike Robes is the inquisitive bioterrorism researcher.  He’s invented mind-blowing bioterrorism counter devices that you’d never imagine could exist!  Some say he’s an utter genius!  Mike can let his paranoia get the best of him, so while you’re around Mike, try to put his thoughts at ease!


Bill Shananagan

NFL Coach

Bill Shananagan is the obnoxious National Football League coach of the Murphysburg Cheetahs.  Bill is one of the best coaches in the league but has a difficult time leaving his coaching techniques on the field. Bill can be quite boorish and bossy in person!


Roxy Rich


As long as you don’t mind being judged, Roxy Rich is a good friend to have. An opinionated heiress, Roxy’s the biggest socialite in town! She knows nearly everyone in the town of Murphysburg – including most of their secrets. Roxy can be a bit of a gossip at times.


Luke Fude

Food Inspector

Luke Fude is a hilarious guy.  He’s a knee-slapping comedian by night and a serious-minded food inspector by day.  Luke’s best pals beg him to break into stand-up comedy, as he constantly makes everyone laugh.


Cha-Cha Merengue

Ballroom Dance Instructor

Cha-Cha is the beautiful ballroom dance instructor.  She’s a little hyperactive, and rarely stands still—especially if there’s music playing! This fiery instructor dances nonstop! Where does she get the energy?


Pawnie McQueen

Professional Chess Player

Pawnie McQueen is a professional chess player.  This Queen of the Knights will tell you how it is with her blunt honesty! Some say she uses the candid approach to throw off her competitors. Since she wins championships, something’s working for her.

Jamie Bond

Secret Agent

Secret Agent Jamie Bond is the mysterious secret agent. Jamie hails from Murphysburg but moved away years ago after landing a job with the government. Nobody knows who she works for, and she often travels with many of her colleagues.


Malev O. Lent

Reality TV Star

Everyone is growing tired of the media scandals involving Malev O. Lent. Malev’s a bully who achieved fame from her tacky behavior toward her competitors during reality television shows. She was nicknamed E-squared by the Hollywood elite – derived from the words egotistical and evil. Since Malev has made many enemies, she doesn’t go anywhere without her bodyguards.


Ramsey Gordon

Celebrity Chef

This seasoned cooking show veteran and restaurateur is known for his crabby attitude and foul temper. He’s a middle-aged star who is married to the love of his life – food. People don’t appreciate his brutish sense of humor, and he speaks his mind without a care of anyone’s feelings. Ramsey often travels with sous chefs from his many restaurants around the world.


Holly Tate

Party Planner

This world class party planner gets to take credit for throwing the largest party of the year, The Valentine’s Masquerade Ball


Avery Oceans


Avery is a compulsive gambler and is quick to make bets for even the smallest amount of money.  A constant risk taker, Avery is definitely high-energy and difficult to be around for long periods.  Unfortunately, Avery has recently acquired a substantial debt with the wrong kind of people.


Professor Alex Newton

Absent-Minded Professor

The charismatic Alex Newton is the ultimate absent-minded professor.  Inquire about science, and you’ll be blown away by Alex’s intellect.  Ask about anything else, and you’ll hear nothing besides average chatter.


Cat Willows


Cat  Willows is the dependable trace evidence specialist from Las Vegas, Nevada.  Known to suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), Cat checks test results two, three, or even four times!  However, if Cat’s analyzed the data – you know the analysis is correct.


Dallas Ewing


Dallas Ewing is on an expedition searching for new business opportunities.  Everyone is growing tired of the media exposing Dallas Ewing’s troubles – especially the good people of New Orleans!  Egotistical & spoiled are two words that sum up this mogul.


Meagan Lutz


Quiet, kind, and conscientious. Often puts the needs of others above their own needs. Observer with rich inner world of observations about people. Very perceptive of other’s feelings. Private and polite.

Dr. Eric Throsite


Is there a doctor in the house?  Yes, of course! It’s Dr. Eric Throsite! He’s the one to tell you to eat an apple a day…except it won’t keep him far away as he’s only 3 inches from your face when he’s speaking to you!  Beware if you don’t appreciate the art of close-talking!


Christine Bartlett

Botique Owner

Outgoing, social, open, does not like being alone. Easy to read. Warm-hearted and popular. Christine Bartlett owns a trendy downtown botique shop and always has all the gossip.


Harry Heart

Football Player

Harry Heart is the heartthrob quarterback of the St. Louis Lambs.  He’s a handsome and charismatic man during his after-game television interviews and has gained quite the fan club.  He’s also a perfect gentleman in every way – on camera.  Off the field, however, he’s a lazy couch potato with the most appalling manners you’ve ever seen. It’s a mystery how Hanna lives with this ill-mannered sloth!


Hanna Heart


Hanna Heart is the energetic cheerleader for the St. Louis Lambs Football team!  Hanna was the most popular girl back in high school. For this reason, she’s used to getting her way.  At times, she can be aggressive and is willing to do whatever it takes to get what she wants.


Chief C. R. Badges

Chief of Police

You would never guess a meager, self-questioning man could climb his way into the highest-ranked spot with the Anonville Police Department! Chief C.R. Badges is a kind-hearted gentleman who swore to serve & protect, but his job performance is hindered by his social awkwardness and nervous behavior. Some townies think he’s hiding something.


Mallory Razor

Cat Burgler

Walking, talking, purring class. She doesn’t steal; she liberates. She doesn’t lie; she fibs. She steals from the rich and gives to… herself, but she’s so graceful and easy on the eyes that you’ll want to let it slide.


Reese Cerulean


Reese is quite powerful, as s/he owns most of the businesses and properties in town. Rumor has it that Reese’s pile of gold came from frivolous lawsuits many years ago. Reese has a short fuse, and you don’t want to light it – especially if wish to avoid wasting countless hours of your life in a courtroom.